What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

Maybe leave out

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?